June bugs. They might be the most hated insect second to the spider. As I type this I'm listening to them bounce off of my window like the dumb little goobers they are.
Since June bugs are so hated, I decided to take it upon myself to learn a little more about them. Just because.
Warning: You will be grossed out.
- Before they fly into mouth/face/hair, June bugs were once little white maggot-like grubs that hibernated in your yard's soil for 2-3 years.
- Sometimes, skunks and pigs go digging for pre-mature white maggot-like June bugs. Although I doubt pigs were munching out on YOUR lawn. If they were, that's pretty awesome.
- Scientifically June bugs are titled Phyllophaga. I dare you to call them that for the whole month of June!
- If you don't smoosh a June bug to death yourself, it will probably die the next day. They can't live for too long in the daylight (VAMPIRE BUGS!?)
- Sometimes, female flies lay eggs on the backs of June bugs. The June bugs can't reach the egg, which slowly takes over the Junebugs insides and grows from in there. What a way to die, eh? That's gross.
Hate 'em, or love 'em. June bugs clearly have a pretty awful and uneventful life. Together let's be thankful they are only around for a month.. And slay them as efficiently as possible.
Peace and luv,
Morgan
Sunday, May 27, 2012
Friday, May 25, 2012
Just that kind of girl..
Two separate alpalca articles from different people posted to my wall in one day.
Peace and luv,
Morg
Tuesday, April 24, 2012
Sad times, sad-der songs.
I have a little bit of a broken heart right now so I've compiled some of what I think are the best break up songs.
I'm a sap.
Peace and luv,
Morg
Monday, April 23, 2012
Real life Donkey Kong!
I thought I'd clip on to the zip line, and just zip all day. It was more like bootcamp in the tree tops. You have to go through a series of obstacles in order to get to the zip line. Challenging at points but TONS of fun! I want to go back ASAP.
The park opens to the public on May 1st. It's $35 for a training session + 3 hours in the park. Totally worth it.
For more info
Peace and luv,
Morgan
Saturday, April 21, 2012
Zippppppppppppp!
Going zip-lining for the first time today with the work gang.
I haven't gone before and I'm a 'lil scared. I usually woos out on these things at the last second. Pray for me.
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Morg
Sunday, April 15, 2012
The final touch.
My very last assignment before graduating in June is to create an online portfolio of my college experience.
I'm finished it! Check it out and let me know whatcha think.
Peace and luv,
Morgan
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